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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2008|05:36 pm]
Glenn Gould was an interesting person.  It should be noted, however, that Glenn Gould played classical music.

I slammed my finger in a door a few weeks ago.  It hurt for a little while, then I could see a scab on the finger, and blood under the nail.  The blood eventually went away and the scab fell off, and for a while now I've just had a white spot where I could tell the nail wasn't connected anymore.  I've been all like "way cool!  I can't wait to see what happens here!"  seriously.  Here's what happened:  The fingernail started to come unattached at the wrong end the other day, like it was no longer connected to my cuticle.  I was still feeling pretty good about it, and every now and then I would pry it open a little bit to see the little cave it had made.  Because of this prying, the nail got more and more loose, and today I decided to do some exploring.  Using scissors, fingernail clippers, and teeth, I did away with the disconnected portion of nail to find that the nail had actually continued to grow underneath the portion of disconnected original nail.  It kind of dead-ends where the original nail becomes re-connected.  I feel now that I will have a funny looking fingernail forever.  I'm not sure how I feel about it yet, but as for right now, I keep feeling like the fucked up nail is going to get caught on something.  I've known a lot of people who smashed their fingers or toes as children and now have some kind of weird finger or toe nail, but I've never known anyone who had this on their pointer finger on their right hand.  Maybe I'm the king? 

Let's just say that me being the king is why I've been keeping to myself of late.  I've been enjoying it. 
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