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But I politely decline. [Dec. 30th, 2008|10:55 am]
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1: The Woodring Monitor



[User Picture]From: michaelinjapan
2008-12-30 05:33 pm (UTC)
Most important feature: safety rail
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[User Picture]From: enjoy
2008-12-30 07:29 pm (UTC)
what if i own more than 20 books?
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[User Picture]From: jgrovaswitness
2008-12-30 07:38 pm (UTC)
I'd think this would be best for minimalists and people direly in need of space.

You could either get rid of all your books and use the extra space that's been opened to you as workspace (which I'd like to do), or you can use the extra space for books! The bookshelf is nice so that you'll have a bunch of good night-time reads right there with you.
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[User Picture]From: jgrovaswitness
2008-12-30 07:39 pm (UTC)
I think it's important to note as well that an investment like this is an agreement with yourself not to have sex in your bed anymore.
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[User Picture]From: michaelinjapan
2008-12-30 08:34 pm (UTC)
Again, I'd like to point out that the safety rail is the most important feature.
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[User Picture]From: nevermindjosh
2008-12-31 12:03 am (UTC)
Where can one purchase this bed?
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[User Picture]From: jgrovaswitness
2008-12-31 12:28 am (UTC)
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From: mrhumanamerican
2008-12-31 02:45 am (UTC)

1. ( )

2.(dimensions of practicality)

•flip the design: study above a sex friendly bed, with no inflated safety rail prices.

•'artificially' split an entire room: climb into a lofted bed level-- to hell with the fire marshal.

•build a kind of murphy bed partition (the whole of the unit not recessed) with a bed_side, two file folder cabinet/ storage sides, lighting or plants or whatever up top, a bottom further weighted by sets of items used in rotation {gym weights, office supplies, books...}, and a desk side with hinged shelf features so that it may all collapse to resemble a fancy (load bearing) wall when not in use.

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[User Picture]From: jgrovaswitness
2008-12-31 08:20 pm (UTC)

Re: 1. ( )

These are genius ideas. I am leaning toward the first, which (even though I don't care for having sex anymore), would be good because it wouldn't rob my precious dog of her favorite place to be.

Also, I could deck that ho out like a treehouse!
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